this will brighten your day
by Alex
From an article on Nuclear Proliferation:
Other countries considering developing nuclear programs in the near future are Egypt, Bangladesh, Ghana, Indonesia, Jordan, Namibia, Moldova, Nigeria, Poland, Thailand, Turkey, Vietnam and Yemen, U.N. officials say.
Yep that’s what I was thinking just the other day. If only Bangladesh could get some nukes all their problems would be over. And what about Moldova? I think 5% of the world needs to know that you are actually a country before you can have nukes. Sorry if I offended any Moldovians on the list, but that’s just the way I feel.
Finally there is Nigeria. I can just see the emails that this will create.
My uncle worked on the Nigerian Nuclear program. When he died I went to the bank to clean out his safety deposit box and I found a nuclear weapon. Send my $5,000 or I’ll blow up your house.
Other countries considering developing nuclear programs in the near future are Egypt, Bangladesh, Ghana, Indonesia, Jordan, Namibia, Moldova, Nigeria, Poland, Thailand, Turkey, Vietnam and Yemen, U.N. officials say.
Yep that’s what I was thinking just the other day. If only Bangladesh could get some nukes all their problems would be over. And what about Moldova? I think 5% of the world needs to know that you are actually a country before you can have nukes. Sorry if I offended any Moldovians on the list, but that’s just the way I feel.
Finally there is Nigeria. I can just see the emails that this will create.
My uncle worked on the Nigerian Nuclear program. When he died I went to the bank to clean out his safety deposit box and I found a nuclear weapon. Send my $5,000 or I’ll blow up your house.
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